nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

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A graph showing the optimal amount of underwear to pack for a trip to reduce the amount of laundry you have on your return, graph created by travel writer Reed Kennedy.
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IDW announced plans to publish new comics based on the channel’s clone-centric sci-fi series "Orphan Black," with a scheduled start of early next year. (x)
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katescastles:

do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all those who cannot go to comic con

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Chapter One
I walk down the street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I fall in.
I am lost …. I am helpless.
It isn’t my fault
It takes forever to find a way out.

Chapter Two
I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I pretend I don’t see it.
I fall in again.
I can’t believe I am in this same place.
But, it isn’t my fault
It still takes a long time to get out.

Chapter Three
I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I see it there.
I still fall in … it’s a habit … but,
my eyes are open.
I know where I am.
It is my fault.
I get out immediately.

Chapter Four
I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I walk around it.

Chapter Five
I walk down another street.

Portia Nelson, “Autobiography In Five Short Chapters” (via kushandwizdom)

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moosekleenex:

Maxi dresses.
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“I didn’t say “I love you” to hear it back. I said it to make sure you knew.”
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cashig
I love it when you call me Big Poppa.